is-that-what-i-think-it-is:

dannysgreenpants:

just-shower-thoughts:

Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

The rebellion starfighters in Star Wars are called X-Wing, Y-Wing, B-Wing, and A-Wing. These people at Lucasfilm must have the incredible foresight of the Super Nintendo/Nintendo 64 controller.

On the other hand, how the hell would the people in the Star Wars universe know what those letters mean? They don’t read Earth alphabets, they use their own, called Aurebesh. Their equivalents for those letters look nothing like ours. So in the stories, who came up with the names of those starfighters and why?

Trailer for The Empire Strikes Back given modern treatment a la The Force Awakens. Updated ROTJ and original trailers below for comparison

Just for kicks, here’s the trailer for the original Star Wars movie

Twitter emoji for Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Movie Plots

The Phantom Menace
Religious figures convince single mother to give up her genius engineer son and have him radicalized.

Attack of the Clones
A love story between a young senator and her bodyguard half her age.

Revenge of the Sith
Former war hero turned homicidal maniac after talking to politician.

A New Hope
Priest of an old religion convinces white teenager to attack government installation.

Empire Strikes Back
Man attempts to reconcile with estranged son.

Return of the Jedi
Estranged son reunites with father, convinces him to kill the head of government.

The Force Awakens
A scavenger and a military deserter join an old pirate in quest to find an ancient sword.

The moments in Jessica Jones when the Star Wars and Doctor Who fandoms go wild.

Star Wars Battlefront – RIP Luke Skywalker

Star Wars Battlefront – RIP Luke Skywalker

All the Jokowi memes spreading on Twitter this morning after he made the cover of Time