HUBBY: I can’t stand her attachment to Facebook. She just can’t stop checking it every five bloody minutes!
WIFEY: Oh, you can’t stand it because your buddy tagged you that photo where you were clearly staring at that slut’s boobs!
HUBBY: I did not stare at her boobs. It’s a stupid angle! You’re the one who added random hot guys with six packed tummies as your *friends* on Facebook
WIFEY: Hello! Everybody knows that they are gays! I did that only to tell you to go to the gym!
HUBBY: Oh, I love the way you communicate to your husband.
WIFEY: Don’t teach me how to communicate, you BlackBerry-addict! You and your constant obsession with the number of your followers on Twitter!
HUBBY: I’m a marketing guy, for God’s sake! I’m manning my corporate’s Twitter account! I told you that a thousand times!
WIFEY: And, that’s why you lock your own personal Twitter account and never accepted my following request?
HUBBY: I accepted you once, but then you unfollowed me. Remember?
WIFEY: I unfollowed you, because you never followed me back.
HUBBY: I never did that because I know you only use Twitter to do stupid chat with your friends.
WIFEY: Oh, and you do serial tweets on just whatever, from dinosaurs to the history of China! Just blog it if you wanna brag your Wikipedia knowledge, will ya’?!
HUBBY: Just like you brag about your interplanetary fashion styles in Blogspot?
WIFEY: I. Am. The. Best. Fashion. Blogger. In. Town! I have to appear weird! You are so unbelievably childish!
HUBBY: Talk to my hand!
WIFEY: I tried. I can’t. Your hands are busy with your BlackBerry.
OKAY, OKAY! Please, stop! Let’s start from the beginning. Where did you two meet for the first time?
HUBBY & WIFEY: Friendster.
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Google Shows How Not to Complain About the Patent Mess
Great breakdown of Google’s patent post by Harry McCracken.
It is fairly amazing that one poorly constructed post has managed to turn Google from a sympathetic figure in all of this into a jackass/crybaby hybrid.
I think the idea behind the post was right, it’s just that Google tried to be specific without being specific enough (and without vetting at least one crucial thing). Perhaps they should have taken the most general, common-sense approach and simply taken a stand against bullshit patents.
Of course, they can’t really do that with a straight face while they’re trying to buy 8,800 new ones at the same time.
Ha! If you missed the reference, you need to watch Firefly and Serenity.
The History and Mystery of the High Five
I was calling Sleets because I wanted to talk to the man who invented the high five. I’d first read about him in 2007 in a press release from National High Five Day, a group that was trying to establish a holiday for convivial palm-slapping on the third Thursday in April. Apparently, Sleets had been reluctantly put in touch with the holiday’s founders, and he explained that his father, Lamont Sleets Sr., served in Vietnam in the 1st Battalion, 5th Infantry — a unit nicknamed The Five. The men of The Five often gathered at the Sleets home when Lamont Jr. was a toddler. They’d blow through the front door doing their signature greeting: arm straight up, five fingers spread, grunting “Five.” Lamont Jr. loved to jump up and slap his tiny palms against their larger ones. “Hi, Five!” he’d yell, unable to keep all their names straight.
If you’re in a vehicle and you were traveling at the speed of light and you turn your lights on, would they do anything?
often asked by Steven Wright.
Supir taxi yang enggak tau jalan itu…
Ibaratnya koki yang enggak punya indra penciuman.
This past year or so (maybe longer), there’s been a flood of new taxi drivers in Jakarta. You are more likely to get a cab with a new driver than experienced ones (unless you happen to be on the premium cabs, you’ll know which ones they are from sight). As a result, a lot of them don’t know the roads.
Contrary to popular belief, Jakarta is technically not a city, it’s a province made up of five big cities, South, East, West, North, and Central Jakarta, and one regency, the Thousand Islands. Unless you regularly do cross-town runs, you’re not expected to know the roads in other parts of town. If you’re a cabbie though, you’re supposed to know major landmarks, tourist attractions, significant buildings, and malls (there’s more than 100 of them).
It’s a wonder then that plenty of regular cabbies don’t know these places, and these include those of Jakarta’s most well known cab company, the Blue Bird Group.
More than half the time I get on a BBG cab I have to give directions to the driver because he’s new, but these are not for obscure or specific destinations. These are areas like Kemang, Pondok Indah, Blok M, Sudirman, Senayan, all the major locations of South Jakarta. It’s like a New York cabbie not knowing where Manhattan, Queens, or Brooklyn are, or a Melbourne cabbie not knowing how to go to Fitzroy, Collingwood, South Yarra, or Glenferrie from the city.
Last year I got dropped off 10 minutes into what would have been a 40 minute cab ride from Senayan to Pondok Indah because the guy had no idea where Pondok Indah is and he said he knows every road in Jakarta except in the South. Fucking ridiculous isn’t it?
What the fuck was the guy doing in the south if he had no idea where to go in that part of town? He should have just pissed off back to wherever he came from rather than taking me on board.
Friends have told stories of how they had to tell cabbies how to get from Blok M (a major transit hub) to Ratu Plaza, a 30 year old landmark that’s at the tip of Senayan. That’s a 10-15 minute ride with regular traffic. The country’s biggest and most well known stadium, the GBK, is in Senayan and these drivers had no idea where it is.
So yes, as the quote above from Alfa says, “a cabbie who doesn’t know the roads is like a chef with no taste buds.”
Adobe shuts down two application stores
Adobe is shutting down two of its app stores dedicated to mobile and desktop application distribution, Adobe InMarket and the Adobe AIR Marketplace
I didn’t even know it had an app store let alone two to shut down
Adobe shuts down two application stores
Andy Rutledge rethinks how news sites should be designed with the NY Times as an example.
Digital media is simply digital media; if you do it right you publish once and it works anywhere. If you’re using an app to deliver content, you’re doing it wrong.
RIM streamlines the company, consolidates executive positions
The second time today TechCrunch broke the news. This time it’s the beleaguered Research In Motion whose smartphone business is under serious threat from Apple and Google. The Canadian company is letting 2000 of its employees go, that’s just over 10 percent of its workforce. It also pushes out one COO, and shuffles the others. Balsillie and Lazaridis remain.
RIM streamlines the company, consolidates executive positions
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