Star Wars Movie Plots

The Phantom Menace
Religious figures convince single mother to give up her genius engineer son and have him radicalized.

Attack of the Clones
A love story between a young senator and her bodyguard half her age.

Revenge of the Sith
Former war hero turned homicidal maniac after talking to politician.

A New Hope
Priest of an old religion convinces white teenager to attack government installation.

Empire Strikes Back
Man attempts to reconcile with estranged son.

Return of the Jedi
Estranged son reunites with father, convinces him to kill the head of government.

The Force Awakens
A scavenger and a military deserter join an old pirate in quest to find an ancient sword.

Startup people don’t move on. Startup people pivot.

webgeekist:

// you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry

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Steve Jobs would be rolling in his grave and Jony Ive crying his eyes out.

Oh Apple, how far you’ve fallen in product design and user experience.

laughingsquid:

‘The Schwartz Awakens’, Amazing ‘Space Balls’ Parody Posters Based on Popular Star Wars Prints Made by Olly Moss

Anyone got an explanation for this?

thearmednovelist:

Will the memes be allowed in Russia this week?

marvelentertainment:

Here’s that trailer you were looking for. #CaptainAmericaCivilWar

The moments in Jessica Jones when the Star Wars and Doctor Who fandoms go wild.