The things online stores do

I bought two boxes of masks that were supposed to be delivered yesterday. They didn’t arrive.

When I remembered this afternoon to check for the masks, my brother told me there was a package earlier on the bookshelf. It was a sealed black plastic bag. Ok, not boxes, which means I needed to check the app and see where my order was because the package felt like they could be clothes inside, not boxes of masks. When I checked the app it said they’ve been delivered. But there were no boxes delivered today, just the one plastic bag.

So I went to open the bag. And as I was opening it, I wondered if they took out the masks and repacked them without the boxes. I mean, okay, maybe they’re being sus about it or just didn’t want to send the boxes to make it a smaller package and save money.

I poured the contents out and sure enough, four small plastic bags full of masks. Suspicions almost confirmed. Right? 

Wrong.

Inside the bag there were the two boxes the masks were supposed to be inside of. But they were flattened. THEY WERE FLATTENED!!! These two boxes were looking freshly flat as if they just came out of the goddamn box production line! 

Geniuses, fucking geniuses, these people. Save money on the delivery and making them easier to transport by unboxing the masks and flattening the boxes.

Props to the sellers, man.