“Tada!” says my Mac.
“Tada for what?”
“I started again!”
“But you’re still broken.”
“Yeah well, tada!”
“Tada my ass, Finder’s still frozen after a fresh install.”
“Well did you repair permissions?”
“Yes I repaired permissions.”
“Did you reset the Finder preferences?”
“Yes I reset the Finder preferences.”
“Did you unplug that ugly-ass external hard drive?”
“Why? Why is it ugly?”
“It clashes with me.”
“That doesn’t make any sense. I’m rebooting.”
“Tada!”
“OKAY HERE I’M UNPLUGGING THE DAMN DRIVE.”
“Here you go. I work now.”
“Can I plug it back in?”
”@#$^@#%!@%”
“OKAY I UNPLUGGED IT AGAIN. God. This drive has all my backups. You ass.”
“Tada!”
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