@patvandiest : “Cinderella’s Guide on House Cleaning and Reducing Family-Oriented Work Stress”
@patvandiest : “Sleep 101: How to Have a Good Quality Sleep. By: Princess Aurora”
@patvandiest : @LeonnieFM, actually we have only 1 book that wasn’t good in terms of sales & reviews “On Growing up. By: Peter Pan”
@patvandiest : and oh! this just being printed moments ago! “Appropriate Diet”. Author: Hansel, Co-Author: Gretel
@kapkap : @patvandiest – ‘Your Guide To Get Perfect Shoes’ by Cinderella?
@neofreko : @kapkap i thought Cinderella’s best seller was Time Management?
@patvandiest : @asil oh certainly dear! Snow White only wrote a book yet: “Bad Apples”, it’s about finding out your natural antibody
@budi : @patvandiest “ROSE IN A GLASS SHELL – Gardening Guides” by Beast from Beauty and the Beast
@patvandiest : @budi yeah I love that one! Beast is such a witty writer (despite, well… his obvious appearance)
@budi : @patvandiest OH, HAVE YOU READ ARIEL’S “How to Drag Men With Your Legs” GUIDE? IT’S AWE-SOMEH
@patvandiest : @budi I heard the review on that book is bad. Never quite read it yet though. I heard it sold very good only in bay area.
@budi : @patvandiest YES IT IS SOLD MORE THAN THAT “Monster Book of Monsters” AND GUESS WHAT? IT IS WATERPROOF!
@patvandiest : okay we started again! just got a call from the printing, “Carpet Buyers Guide 2008” By Aladdin has been postponed 😦 … but on the contrary “Enhancing Tourism Through Exotic Creatures” by Lilo (of Lilo & Stich) shows good sales. @anima still sleeping eh? how would you like to buy our “25 Kissing Tips To Awaken The Princess” by Prince Charming?
@neofreko : @patvandiest i’m looking for ‘The Art of Extinction’ by Dodo B. Got any?
@patvandiest : @neofreko my friend have an ancient copy of that! very pricy in the market, Since it hasn’t finished written by the author. He died. 😦
@budi : @patvandiest “Self Confidence and How To Put Trust on Everyone” by Giselle, Enchanted.
@patvandiest : @budi and her other masterpiece “Problem Solving Using Songs” by Giselle
@fajarjasmin : @patvandiest And let’s not forget Cinderella’s “Art of Homemaking”. She’s an authority on that..
@fajarjasmin : @patvandiest “Sibling Rivalry Management” by none other than Bawang Putih…
@patvandiest : @fajarjasmin @budi @kapkap @neofreko, you guys are our true customers! you all get 25% discounts on all the ITBPublishing Inc. catalogue!
@fajarjasmin : @patvandiest “Growing and harvesting monster crop” by Jack.
@fajarjasmin : “The Danger of Incest” by the one and only Sangkuriang. Oh, my titles are so twisted..
@fajarjasmin : “Pathfinding in the wilderness” of Hansel and Gretel…
@patvandiest : @fajarjasmin the hansel and gretel book is a series, after that one it’s this one that was just released this afternoon:”Appropriate Diet”. Author: Hansel, Co-Author: Gretel
@budi : @patvandiest IT THOUGHT THEY ARE WRITING “XHTML VALID BREADCRUMBS”, HANSEL AND GRETEL?
@kapkap : @patvandiest – Oooh, how about this: “How-tos in Communicating With Animals” by Disney Princess Gank? Ah, any book about “Maintaining Relationship With Your Kids” by Darth Vader?
@budi : @patvandiest “How to Mimic Wolves – Make Up and Costumes” by The Little Red Riding Hood.
@fajarjasmin : @patvandiest My last : “Verbal Defense 101 : Talk Your Way Out of Problems”, from Kancil of Kancil dan Buaya
@spruiked : Transgender issues for the new millenium: a cross-species analysis, by Little Red Riding Hood
@fajarjasmin : And may God bless @spruiked’s mind abundantly for a flagship scientific essay on the
@rikaokd :@patvandiest “How to dress like a man” by Mulan
@patvandiest : and finally! last one for today from our catalog, introducing “Healthy Eye Care in a Toxic Environment” by Sauron
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and finally this imaginary tutorial book tweeting brought us two jobs opened for two twitterers:
@patvandiest : and oh! here she is! say hello to our intergalactic self-help books publisher: @LeonnieFM!
@patvandiest : @fajarjasmin LOL! … psst! you’re deeply considered by the company to be our local folklore tutorials editor, don’t tell anyone, okay? 😀
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